👣 Holy Artifacts of the Ending Sun 👣
Gallery of the Blessed Feet
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Curator's Note
These renderings were produced by the finest artists in Club Vanquisher, working under
my direct supervision. I reviewed each one no fewer than four times. The toes are accurate. The arch is
slightly more majestic than some have claimed. Carl is a size 11. I measured. Yes, yes. That is not a weird
thing to know. Measurements are important in sacred art.
Right Foot — "The Dexter Sacred"
Holiness ★★★★★
Aura BLAZING
Big Toe LEGENDARY
The pulsing glow on the right big toe indicates its status as The Toe That Was
Tasted. Emberus has personally blessed it. This is not an animation glitch. Do not file a bug
report.
Archival records from the earliest editions of the Emberus Temple digital archives, preserved in their original format.
RIGHT FOOT (THE SACRED)
★
★ = The Toe That Was Tasted
↑ Right Big Toe · Blessed by Emberus
↑ Right Big Toe · Blessed by Emberus
[★] = The Toe That Was Tasted. The big toe of the right foot. It has been marked in archival records for
posterity. Future scholars will study this toe. I have arranged for it. — P.C.
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